suggesting locations

I’ve been known to suggest some pretty outrageous locations for photos. Like this beautiful field of flowers. Place child in the middle of the daisy patches, and voila! Epic photo! I can already hear the French museum curator boasting. Ou la la, c’est incroyable! But no parent, in their right mind, would be able to ignore the 80ft drop, just steps away.

What cliff? Oh that cliff. No worries. We’ll just tie a rope around little Susie’s waist and you hold on to it. Whatever happens, don’t let go. And don’t worry about the rope. It won’t take me long to photoshop it out.

And I wonder why I don’t get work.

No babies were harmed during the next set of photos.